It’s confirmed, my sweetheart has no idea of my age.  

A couple of days ago as I was getting ready for the day rubbing sunblock on my face, I said “I’m 28 almost 30, its time I start wearing sunblock every day.”.  He said, “I know right, slacker”. 

Today as I was getting ready I said “I’m so glad my boobs are still perfect and perky at 35”.  He answered “I’m a lucky man”.